"I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words “I love you” will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day."
Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors
- Because you wanna
- Being punk rock
- Looking hella cute
- Small children’s reactions
"March 4th, the only day that is also a sentence."
My hair is getting really long (for me anyway) and I can’t decide if I want to:
a) chop it all off and go the suddenly popular pixie look.
Or b) let my hair grow out and enjoy the timeless majestic mane flowing in the wind look.
Wearing an oversized hoodie is like a socially acceptable way to wear the blanket off your bed all day.
macklemore: “don’t shit on other people just because they’re of a different race or because of their sexuality.”
the world: “hey, lets shit on macklemore because he’s straight and white; therefore he shouldn’t be spreading a good message because he’s already privileged.”
"They should call it the “we don’t know either” department instead of “customer service”."
Video games do not make kids violent…